Front Desk Adventures

So last night I had the pleasure of working with Matt Fish at the front desk in my dorm building. Some of the things he says were just ridiculous.

"I even have computer games for the blind! Like one of them is called Star Mule. You go from planet to planet, get this, selling drugs... hehehe."
"What if my beard was made of green spinach?"
"What kind of drugs do ducks do? Quack. I made that one up."